{"id":1,"date":"2025-06-09T08:11:07","date_gmt":"2025-06-09T08:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/?p=1"},"modified":"2025-06-10T14:30:41","modified_gmt":"2025-06-10T14:30:41","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/09\/hello-world\/","title":{"rendered":"C&#8217;est quand la pause ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Cest-quand-la-pause-_.wav\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/La-pause.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-42\" srcset=\"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/La-pause.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/La-pause-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/La-pause-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/La-pause-768x768.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce matin j\u2019ai combattu dix-sept feux rouges<br>Deux mamies ninja et un pigeon louche<br>Y\u2019avait un stop, j\u2019l\u2019ai vu un peu tard<br>Moi j\u2019\u00e9tais d\u00e9j\u00e0 en mode &#8220;j&#8217;veux \u00eatre peinard&#8221;\u2026 en fait&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u2019arrive au taf, la porte s\u2019ouvre, tout l\u2019monde court<br>J\u2019sais m\u00eame pas si j\u2019suis en retard ou trop en avance pour le jour<br>\u00c7a crie, \u00e7a clique, \u00e7a brasse dans le vide<br>On me demande avec qui je suis : mais d\u00e9j\u00e0 : j&#8217;en ai trois qui me suivent !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Refrain]<br>C\u2019est quand la pause ? C\u2019est qui qui cause ?<br>C\u2019est qui qui planque les crayons ? pas dr\u00f4le<br>Je viens d\u2019arriver, j\u2019suis d\u00e9j\u00e0 lessiv\u00e9<br>Quelqu\u2019un peut m\u2019expliquer ce que j\u2019suis cens\u00e9 signer ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u2019sais pas qui parle \u00e0 qui, ni pourquoi<br>Y\u2019a une r\u00e9union, mais \u00e7a doit pas \u00eatre pour moi<br>J\u2019prends des notes vite ? Ah non, c\u2019est pas le jour<br>Chercher pas l&#8217; erreur, j&#8217;ai plus d&#8217;humour<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y\u2019a du caf\u00e9 ? Y\u2019a plus de dosettes<br>Y\u2019a des stylos ? non mais le bureau j&#8217;te l&#8217;laisse<br>Et mon ordi me dit qu\u2019il m\u2019aime pas<br>Moi non plus, t\u2019inqui\u00e8te, j\u2019te le repasse de ce pas !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Refrain]<br>C\u2019est quand la pause ? C\u2019est qui qui cause ?<br>Pourquoi ce graphique en forme de chose ?<br>Je viens d\u2019arriver, j\u2019suis d\u00e9j\u00e0 us\u00e9<br>Y\u2019a m\u00eame plus d\u2019air dans la salle \u00e0 id\u00e9es<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Pause caf\u00e9\u2026 ? Ah non, r\u00e9union<br>Pause pipi ? Non, vid\u00e9oconf\u2019<br>Pause mentale\u2026 ? Trop tard, c\u2019est plant\u00e9<br>Mais demain j\u2019reviens. Ou pas. On verra\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Refrain final]<br>C\u2019est quand la pause ? C\u2019est qui qui ose ?<br>Travailler pendant que je m&#8217;d\u00e9compose<br>J\u2019aime mon job (surtout le jeudi)<br>Mais l\u00e0 franchement\u2026 faut qu\u2019j\u2019aille au lit \ud83d\ude34<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce matin j\u2019ai combattu dix-sept feux rouges Deux mamies ninja et un pigeon louche Y\u2019avait un stop, j\u2019l\u2019ai vu un peu tard Moi j\u2019\u00e9tais d\u00e9j\u00e0 en mode &#8220;j&#8217;veux \u00eatre peinard&#8221;\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-collegues-amis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45,"href":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/45"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/42"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/songmyzik.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}